I really don't have anything to complain about, in almost 22 years you've done a lot for me, even if we've had a few breakages along the way.
If anything my mind has done the most damage to you, but you always pick yourself back up and carry on. It has spent a lot of time hating you and wanting to make you change, but you're beginning to harmonise.
You know that being fat isn't a bad thing, and your body looks pretty awesome! You've got a cute little back dimple, and an amazing pair of boobs. You don't need to change yourself for anyone, and someday someone will come along who loves you as much as I fo.